Greetings...

Hello there,

It's been a while since I've been on here so I thought I'd just say whats up and tell some terrific stories, but first...

Congrats Chris on being sweet (as an uncle now and being an incredible video gamer!)

I've seen two of you thus far on my travels around the great Eastern United States. Thanks a lot Pat and Old Sam for taking the time to come see me for a bit. Those two games were actually the best games I've pitched all year too. It means a lot to me that you guys took that time! So that means the rest of you fuckers better just start showing up so I can win a fucking game! Jokes! (not really though)... Anyways, thanks to you two dudes for being awesome (especialy Sam for taking the Metro and braving the harsh weather in Maryland!)

Nothing new really with me here! My travels have been good but baseball has been shitty. We stay in the crapiest places too... The last hotel we were in had their help living in the hotel...that's right, the maids lived in the hotel. So did the hookers who got rooms and a shitty breakfast paid for by their customers. I was in the lobby trying to get a new room key and this hooker and her "customer" were arguing over how much he should pay for the room. Not too mention that about 8 of us took a walk up the road to the blackest mall in America. Not to sound racist but that shit scared me... The gas station on the other corner sold crack pipes! It's that shitty! And no store in the area had an open face to face between merchant and vendor after like 9pm. Just bullet proff glass and one of those littel dug out hole to slip your money under!

Besides that I went back to my roots of hooking up with young girls (like I did in the summer of my freshamn year - that lying bitch, she looked 18)! Me and 5 guys on the team took a cab from our whore infested hotel to downtown Baltimore and had a grand time ruling the club full of females of the average age of 18 or 19...It was sweet, I felt like a big man! HAHAHAHA...jokes...I just know right now Sundy is skakin his head at me, Chris is saying "oh axford!" in kind of a grotesque way! Pat is cheering (YAAAAAAAA), Rowlands is just laughing (or stopped reading this about two paragraphs ago), Ted's living vicariously through that short story, but i'm unsure of Greg's and Anthony's repsonses but I'm sure they loved it! I already know Sam's response cause I told him about it over the phone...and he was grossed out (yet proud at the same time I think!)

I'll just leave you with this picture to enjoy!

Peace out

Extra! Extra! Debauchery abounds!

I had a very good two and a half day St. Patrick's day; and I represented our beloved alma mater well. I tried to ride a camel at a petting zoo, and got cheered when I ralphed in the middle of the street at Columbia's St. Patty's festival, amongst other events. See facebook for more photos of bacchanalia. Hope y'all had fun too!

Congrats Chris, except with regards to the light saber thing. Haha, just kidding bro

Uncle Whitey mcV

Well, my sister-in-law, Katie, had a baby yesterday. A healthy baby girl. Audrey Elaine Staron.

I held it her and did not drop her or appear to cause any permenant damage. I'd give more details about the baby, but I know the majority of you are heartless and would just make fun of me. But, I won the baby pool. $12 big ones.

Gotta get back to work

. . . oh and Pat, that certainly is a lightsaber.

In case you were wondering if Chris could get any cooler...

Hey dudes

Hey dudes,

What's new with everyone? I just got back from a ski trip in Salt Lake City with my brothers, it was amazing. We went saki-bombing at a very fancy Japanese restaurant, got sloshed and yelled at every cool thing the chef did in front of us. The family seated next to us didn't seem to appreciate our antics. I'm joining my third soccer league this spring and I'm also joining a bowling league with some guys from work. We're working on getting some sweet one-piece uniforms, mostly for intimidation. Anyway, I was wondering how everyone is doing and I know Chris is probably getting worried about the blogs dying down. Hope all is well, talk to you soon!

- Jonathan