Sam's Wedding

Hey Guys,

So, we'll all be heading to Tucson a week from today. Well, I know the following are going to the wedding:

Jonathan
Greg
Anthony
Pat
Ted

Rowlands and Axford - You guys coming?

Jonathan, Greg, and I are flying into Phoenix and driving in Friday afternoon (hopefully the hottest part of the day). I'm exciting for another wedding to get to see everyone and Molly is coming this time so I hopefully won't be praying to the porcelain god this time around. Also, I'm hoping the brother of the groom doesn't call me a vagina and ask me to suck his dick . . . repeatedly (Oh Peter).

Hope all is well for everyone and I can't wait to see you all.

Chris

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Forward to the 2:55 mark and watch the story about the puppy. Joe Scarborough's joke around starting at the 4:25 mark might bring back bizarre memories from Dillon Hall and the odd jokes we used to tell.

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Congratulations Axford

(Viera, FL) The Brevard County Manatees are off to a strong start in 2009, and were rewarded for that by placing seven players on the FSL North All-Star team. Pitchers Evan Anundsen, Amaury Rivas, John Axford, and Rob Wooten were selected to the team after leading the Manatees to the best ERA in the league. Position players on the squad are right fielder Caleb Gindl, second baseman Eric Farris, and third baseman Zelous Wheeler.

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Axford has been arguably the most dominant setup man in the FSL this season. He is 4-1 with a 1.75 ERA out of the Manatees' bullpen. He has 39 strikeouts in just 25.2 innings, and is limiting opponents to a .149 batting average.

That is awesome man. I haven't even been employee of the month at my job.

Chris

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