An incredible offer of which none of you will likely take advantage:

Shane McGowan (left) and the Pogues are performing at the Borgata Hotel and Casino in Atlantic City on March 9th.

If anyone wants to go, please let me know. VIP tickets, limo service, a penthouse room, food and booze will be yours, free of charge.

You must let me know very soon if you are interested.

Assuming none of you will take advantage of this, I will preemptively call you all very lame.