How come every time you come around my London, London Bridge wanna go down?

Ax here,

Sup duuuuuuuudes... (I really hope all of you have heard that intoxicating song that is listed in my title, cause it kicks ass! HA)


So on to the good stuff. Today is Wednesday and as of today I will not be making it to ND for the game. I have two interviews tomorrow (just at a high end restaurant and bar) so I can finally make some dough. I'm just hoping for rich old people to give me good tips and then drunk college kids to not remember how much money they gave me...In the end it's all a positive for old Johnny A. I may also have an interview shortly with CH TV, which is a Canadian network channel. Unsure of what i'd be doing there though but it would mean a full time job which also equals money!

Believe it or not, I am also currently writing a screenplay (or a script if you will) for a film that is already in and will be a go once the screenplay is done and actors are cast. Rumor is that Matthew McConaughey is looking at the lead role. The guy I'm writing it for is in LA and it is partially based off of his life. It's a movie about little league baseball today. Not so much a "yeah, we win at the end of the movie" kind of movie...it's more about the life of a coach who pushes his young players too far. Think of Bobby Knight (for 12 year olds), mixed with a little "Hardball" (if you've seen that movie), "Any Given Sunday" type controversy, with a dash of "Desperate Housewives". It's a little crazy to say the least but I'm loving it so far. I don't currently have that job exclusively. There is at least 1, maybe 2, other people writing for this. Once I complete my treatment (the story summarized in 25 pages) and script he's gonna fly me down to LA and have me pitch it to the production company, Green Diamond Entertainment, which is owned and operated by Jason Giambi, Mike Piazza, and Robin Ventura!!! And if I get that job that would equal a metric ton of money!!!

So what I'm saying is, I'm poor as fuck (for lack of better words)! I have no money and no way of getting to ND. I would absolutely love to go but the only way possible was if someone paid for a train ticket for me and then paid my entire weekend for me (I do have $13 american though)! I love you guys so much that I even tried to take out a line of credit so i could have money, but apparently you can't get a line of credit with no credit! And I wasn't about to ask the parents. When I get these jobs I will have plenty of flow to use to make my way back this fall once, or maybe even twice! So I hope you dudes can understand.
I wanna do is party with you!

Honest to God though, if anyone even considers actually buying my way down there I will give you many things, one of which is all your money back of course, and the other would be stuff that I can't talk about on the blog! HA (seriously)

Now that I've waisted everyones time with my enormous rants I will leave you be...
I apologize to all for letting you down! Just make sure I get drunk phone calls!

Peace