Muahahaha

Glad to hear everyone's doing well

Last tuesday, for the first time in my life, I bought a CD the day it came out: Weird Al's "Straight Outta Lynwood". Jackpot. I now own seven of Al's CDs, not including the two that I've lost. Call me what you will

I bought gas for $1.99 a gallon the other day

I broke up with my "girlfriend" because she was boring

That's all I got for now, dudes

- Pat