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I agree with Chris. Therefore:

I went on a cruise over Christmas with the fam. Please refer to facebook for pics. It was pretty sweet, I'd say there were two highlights: 1) I didn't cheat on my girlfriend like last cruise and 2) renting a jeep to drive to go snokeling in mayan caves. The downside of the trip: the boat broke down. In the middle of the Atlantic. No power, no A/C, zero knots. We managed enough propulsion to get back to Charleston, but half the passengers slept outside the last night so as to avoid the sweltering heat in the brig. Bottom line: cruising's sweet; stay away from the Norweigian Majesty.

I started work today with the South Carolina Bar. And you thought lawyers had no ethical standards before...

Last weekend I introduced Liz (the g/f) to the folks. Big step, eh? Hey, d-bags, do me a favor and "friend" her on facebook, will you? Makes me look good, like I've been talking your heads off about her. But seriously, folks. She's a great girl; she'll make an honest man out of me. And note the lack of thickness. Has Pat begun a new chapter? Even if so, the thickscale will never die.

Chris: I died at the "w/o the AIDS coment"

Greg: Bravo on the post

All: Forgive my lack of telephone communication. No excuses.

Also, I keep trying to join the Gamecock Rowing team, but they wont post their spring schedule on their website. That's my first excuse. My second is that practice starts at 5:15 Mon-Thurs. A legitimate one, no?

Tales of debauchery? Not much, except maybe that I took 5 x 1 liter bottles of Listerine on the cruise. In fact, they were Svedka brand vodka with two drops of blue food coloring apiece. Nary a question was asked.

Alright boyos, hope all is well, and look forward to hearing from you all... Later!